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Youngmans Bk Of Jokes

Henny Youngman

Youngmans Bk Of Jokes

by Henny Youngman

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Published by Citadel .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • American - General,
  • Form - Jokes & Riddles,
  • Humor

  • The Physical Object
    FormatPaperback
    Number of Pages1
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL7941331M
    ISBN 10080650854X
    ISBN 109780806508542

    Enjoy the best Henny Youngman Quotes at BrainyQuote. Quotations by Henny Youngman, American Comedian, Born Ma Share with your friends. 27 With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me. Check Out Really Funny Waiter Jokes You Need To Know. Rodney Dangerfield No Respect Jokes. 28 With my dog I don’t get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don’t want to go out. He wants me to.

    Start your review of Take My Wife, Please: Henny Youngman's Giant Book of Jokes. Write a review. David Westol rated it it was ok. Things have changed. The world has changed. Some good one-liners for which Youngman was famous, but most of his jokes are out of date, inappropriate or just not funny in today's environment/5(2). A vaudeville headliner, Youngman also went on to conquer radio and television. In Take My Wife, Please! Youngman’s enduring routines are collected in one volume. Arapid-fire comic, he could tell six, seven, sometimes even eight jokes a minute, like: Walked into a store and said, This is my wife’s birthday. I’d like to buy her a beautiful.

    1. How do you like me so far? Originally published: New York: Citadel Press, -- v. 2. travelling salesmen\'s jokes. Originally published: New York: Citadel Press, -- v. 3. Bar bets, bar jokes. Originally published in: Bar bets, bar jokes, bar tricks. Take My Jokes, Please book. Read reviews from world’s largest community for readers/5(1).


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Henny Youngman Jokes 1 Airline Jokes Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!" I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference.

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Even if you take your reading habits very seriously, you cannot argue that books, bookishness, and reading aren’t a never-ending source of jokes.

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Book is in Used-Good condition. Pages and cover are clean and intact. Used items may not include supplementary materials such as CDs or access codes. May show signs of minor shelf wear and contain limited notes and highlighting.

Add to Cart. Flip to back Flip to : Henny Youngman. Jokes #. Afew!years!ago!Richard!Wiseman!went!in!search!of!the!world's!funniest. ultsaredescribedinhisbook,ethefirst. Tell the wrong joke to the wrong audience; they’ll feel worse than you do. Above all else, don’t be yourself because you know you’re not humorous, even if you are funny.

If, on the other hand, you would like to have some measure of success in joke telling—ignore these suggestions. —Bob Phillips 6 11/20/12.

Henny Youngman's Book Of Jokes. by Youngman, Henny. Milton Berle provides the foreword for a collection of jokes by one of America's best-loved comedians and the master of one-liners. Reprint. Jokes & Riddles. Condition: HPB condition ratings. New: Item is brand new, unused and unmarked, in flawless condition.A vaudeville headliner, Youngman also went on to conquer radio and television.

In Take My Wife, Please! Youngman’s enduring routines are collected in one volume. Arapid-fire comic, he could tell six, seven, sometimes even eight jokes a minute, like: Walked into a store and said, “This is my wife’s birthday.

We compiled of the very best jokes from our mega-popular Jokes for Kids page to make this free, printable book: Jokes for Kids: Family-Friendly Riddles, Puns, and Knee-Slappers for You to Share.

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